Quot;Ho, Ho," He Said. "What A Symmetric Little Asymptote You Have.
"Ho, Ho," he said. "What a symmetric little asymptote you have.
I can see your angles have lots of Secs."
Two guys were drinking in a bar. The second guy says to the first guy &quo
You want to see something amazing?" and pulls out of his pocket a miniature piano....
quot;But Eddie," the teacher said, "nobody knows what God looks like.
" "They will when I get finished!&quo...
By this time, the priest was thoroughly aroused. He pulled the girl down onto the rug and inserted his penis, breathing heavily as he asked,&quo
Did he manage to do this?" "Yes, Father, and worse,&quo...
On the way to see the Wizard, the toad encountered a pink elephant, who was leaning against a rock and crying.
"What's the matter?" asked the toad. &quo...
"Mommy, mommy, I hate Jimmy's guts!" "Shut up and eat what's on your plate...&quo
quot;Doctor, it's my husband -- I think he needs psychiatric help.
" "Why, what seems to be the trouble?&quo...
quot;Oh, yeah? What are you doing stark-naked?&quo
"Oh, my God!" he exclaimed, glancing down. "I'm too late.&quo...
Little Eddie was bent over his desk when the teacher came up and asked him, &quo
Eddie, what are you doing?" Eddie said, "I'm drawing a picture of God.&quo...
"What order are you?" the brute demanded.