Quot;Make It A Double, Joe," The Dejected Man Told The Bartender.
"Make it a double, Joe," the dejected man told the
bartender. "I just got the shock of my life. I
caught my wife srewing my best friend."
"Paul, that's awful. What did you do?"
Make it a double, Joe," the dejected man told the bartender.
I just got the shock of my life. I caught my wife screwing my best friend....
quot;Doctor, it's my husband -- I think he needs psychiatric help.
" "Why, what seems to be the trouble?&quo...
"Oh, Sir," she protested, "keep away from me. I haven't got my brackets on.&quo
quot;Oh, yeah? What are you doing stark-naked?&quo
"Oh, my God!" he exclaimed, glancing down. "I'm too late.&quo...
Farmer Brown got an irate call one night from Farmer Jones.
"Brown, your boy has been up here pissing in the snow!...
"Tacks?!!!" says the stupid man. "I thought you rolled them on.&quo
By this time, the priest was thoroughly aroused. He pulled the girl down onto the rug and inserted his penis, breathing heavily as he asked,&quo
Did he manage to do this?" "Yes, Father, and worse,&quo...
On the way to see the Wizard, the toad encountered a pink elephant, who was leaning against a rock and crying.
"What's the matter?" asked the toad. &quo...