Quot;Mr. Solomon, You're Jewish," The Priest Replied.
"Mr. Solomon, you're Jewish," the priest replied.
"Why are you telling me?"
"I'm telling everyone!"
quot;Doctor, it's my husband -- I think he needs psychiatric help.
" "Why, what seems to be the trouble?&quo...
"Tacks?!!!" says the stupid man. "I thought you rolled them on.&quo
"Seventeen," replied Polly.
The parish priest couldn't resist the pretty young girl.
She was reciting her confession, and it was all too much for him....
"What order are you?" the brute demanded.
quot;Come, come," said Curly. "Let's off to a decimal place I know and I'll take you to the limit.
A man and a woman were pulled over by a state trooper.
Trooper: "You wer doing 75 MPH." Man: &quo...
quot;But Eddie," the teacher said, "nobody knows what God looks like.
" "They will when I get finished!&quo...
quot;Oh, yeah? What are you doing stark-naked?&quo
"Oh, my God!" he exclaimed, glancing down. "I'm too late.&quo...