Least Popular Philosophical Questions (Part I) 15> Given An Infinite Number Of Geeks In An Infinite Number Of Star Trek Conventions, Would There Be At Least One With A Life?

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Least Popular Philosophical Questions (Part I)

15> Given an infinite number of geeks in an infinite number of
Star Trek conventions, would there be at least one with a life?

14> Why is Pauly Shore so successful, while a deserving and
talented actor like Tom Arnold is still struggling?

13> Ask not for whom the bell tolls. Ask why Bell charges so much
for toll calls.

12> Can God make Marlon Brando so big that even He can't move him?

11> If you could go back in time, would you give Hitler a wedgie?

10> The sky's just BLUE, dammit! Get over it!

9> If you sell a video explaining how you didn't kill your ex-wife
and her male friend and no one buys it, does it make a sound?

8> What will I have for lunch today -- chicken salad or egg salad?

7> How much cheese could Chuck E. Cheese chuck if Chuck E. Cheese
could chuck cheese?

6> Yeah, where the hell *is* Waldo?

5> If a monk, living in a monastery, takes a vow of silence, then
talks in his sleep, has he broken his vow of silence? If so,
who is going to tell on him?

4> If a man speaks in a forest and there is no woman to hear him,
is he still wrong?

3> If a thing of beauty is a joy forever, why does ugly seem to
last so much longer?

2> How many angels can writhe in tortured agony skewered on the
pointy end of a pin?


and the Number 1 Least Popular Philosophical Question...


1> If Mike Tyson bites off Jesus ear in a fight, is it a foul or
a sacrament?


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