Hey! I'll Pack Those Parachutes ... Q: What Do You Call 100 Skydiving Lawyers?
Hey! I'll Pack Those Parachutes ...
Q: What do you call 100 skydiving lawyers?
Opener (above) Copyright 1997 by Vincent Sabio
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Perry Brando? Q. What do you get when you cross The Godfather with a lawyer?
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Tools of the Trade, Take One The Latest Quote From OJ
"Hey, the sheriff is taking my golf clubs. How am I going to find the real killers, now?...
To Sue or Not To Sue? If at first you don't succeed, try hiring a lawyer to sue somebody.
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The Check Is In The Mail If you were Ted Kaczynski's lawyer, and you got a telephone call from him, which of these messages would trouble you the most?
a. He says he is innocent, b. He says he is guilty, c....
Tools of the Trade, Take Two Recently overheard: In an ironic twist, O.
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Paying The Piper, Take Two A lawyer awoke in a hospital bed after a complicated operation, and found that the curtains were drawn around him.
Why are the curtains closed?" he asked. "Is it night?...
Justice, American Style The following exchange happened last March 5 on the show "Politically Incorrec
between Bill Maher, the host, and lawyer Leslie Abramson, who defended the Menendez brothe...
Paying the Piper, Take One A young lawyer dies and is sent to heaven.
(That, in itself, is a good joke.) Upon his arrival, he meets St....
Stacked Deck An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates.
St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer--you're in the wrong place....