Tools Of The Trade, Take Two Recently Overheard: In An Ironic Twist, O.

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Tools of the Trade, Take Two

Recently overheard:

In an ironic twist, O.J. Simpson was hired as the new spokesman for
Bruno Magli shoes. Commercials in the works have O.J. touting the

"They're so comfortable, you won't even know you own a pair!"

Opener (above) Copyright 1997 by Vincent Sabio
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