Error.... 1. Error 13: Illegal Brain Function. Process Terminated.

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1. Error 13: Illegal brain function. Process terminated.
2. REALITY.DAT not found. Atempting to restore Universe......
..... REALITY.SYS Corrupted - Unable to recover Universe
Press Esc key to reboot Universe, or any other key to continue...
3. REALITY.SYS corrupted- reboot Universe (Y/N)?
4. USER ERROR: replace user and press any key to continue.
5. Volume in Drive C: TOO_LOUD!
6. Press [ESC] to detonate or any other key to explode.
7. BREAKFAST.COM halted... cereal port not responding!
8. Virus detected! P)our chicken soup on motherboard?
9. signature not found! reformat hard drive? [Yn]
10. Backup not found! A)bort, R)etry or P)anic?
11. Spellchecker not found. Press -- to continue ...
12. A)bort, R)etry or S)elf-destruct?
13. A)bort, R)etry, I)gnore, V)alium?
14. A)bort, R)etry, I)nfluence with large hammer.
15. A)bort, R)etry, P)ee in drive door
16. Backup not found: A)bort, R)etry, M)assive heart failure?
17. Bad command or file name. Go stand in the corner.
18. Close your eyes and press escape three times.
19. DYNAMIC LINKING ERROR: Your mistake is now everywhere.
20. Computer possessed? Try DEVICE=C:\EXOR.SYS
21. SENILE.COM found... Out Of Memory.
22. APATHY ERROR: Don't bother striking any key.
23. ZAP! Process discontinued. Enter any 12-digit prime number to resume.