"Tacks?!!!" Says The Stupid Man. "I Thought You Rolled Them On.&quo
"Tacks?!!!" says the stupid man. "I thought you rolled them
A really stupid man walks into a drug store and says he wants to buy a condom.
The druggist says, "Fine. That'll be $1.10.&quo...
"i, i," she thought. "Perhaps he's not normal, but homologous.&quo
A man and a woman were pulled over by a state trooper.
Trooper: "You wer doing 75 MPH." Man: &quo...
quot;Make it a double, Joe," the dejected man told the bartender.
"I just got the shock of my life. I caught my wife srewing my best friend....
quot;But Eddie," the teacher said, "nobody knows what God looks like.
" "They will when I get finished!&quo...
quot;Mr. Solomon, you're Jewish," the priest replied.
"Why are you telling me?" "I'm telling everyone!&quo...
quot;Come, come," said Curly. "Let's off to a decimal place I know and I'll take you to the limit.
"What order are you?" the brute demanded.
"Mommy, mommy, I hate Jimmy's guts!" "Shut up and eat what's on your plate...&quo