A Really Stupid Man Walks Into A Drug Store And Says He Wants To Buy A Condom.
A really stupid man walks into a drug store and says he wants
to buy a condom. The druggist says, "Fine. That'll be $1.10."
"$1.10!?" says the man.
"Yes," the druggist says. "One dollar for the condom and ten
cents for the tax."
"Tacks?!!!" says the stupid man. "I thought you rolled them on.&quo
The parish priest couldn't resist the pretty young girl.
She was reciting her confession, and it was all too much for him....
"ArcSinh!" she gasped.
"Seventeen," replied Polly.
"Never!!" gasped Polly.
Two guys were drinking in a bar. The second guy says to the first guy &quo
You want to see something amazing?" and pulls out of his pocket a miniature piano....
Four women were sitting around talking. First woman says, &quo
My son, he wears a black skull cap and black cossack....
Bob, Don and Joe were lifelong friends. Suddenly one day Joe disappeared.
Everybody was helping Bob and Don find Joe, until Bob and Don remembered that Joe had two assholes....
"i, i," she thought. "Perhaps he's not normal, but homologous.&quo