Shelve All Your Books With The Spines Facing The Wall.
Fun with Your Roommate
Shelve all your books with the spines facing the wall. Complain loudly that you can never find the book that you want.
Announcing the: 1988 REC.
HUMOR.FUNNY Computer Network Humour Annual I often get requests for back-jokes out of rec....
100 Ways to Confuse Your Roommate 1. Insist that you are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate eats meat.
Then leave "Slim Jim" wrappers on the floor and lie on the bed holding your stomach everytime your roommate walks in....
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Fight Office Boredom! Page yourself over the intercom.
(Don't disguise your voice.) Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits....
I think I have one of these books. It is by George Heyduke (Hayduke?
). When I read it, I was practically overcome with mirth....
Children's Books That Didn't Make It... ** You Are Different and That's Bad ** The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables ** Dad's New Wife Robert ** Fun four-letter Words to Know and Share ** The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking ** Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence ** The Little Sissy Who Snitched ** Some Kittens Can Fly.
** The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator ** The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy ** Strangers Have the Best Candy ** Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way ** You Were an Accident ** Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will ** Pop!...
How to keep a healthy level of insanity while driving other people crazy.
.. ** At lunch time, sit in your parked car and point a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down....
Sorry Republicans, this one's no joke Dear Friends and relitives, This was sent to by the actor Peter Coyote.
Its a letter from the film maker Michael Moore and I think it's a great effort....
Things to do When Bored -Wax the ceiling -Rearrange political campaign signs -Sharpen your teeth -Play Houdini with one of your siblings -Braid your dog's hair -Clean and polish your belly button -Water your dog.
..see if he grows -Wash a tree -Knight yourself -Name your child Edsel -Scare Stephen King -Give your cat a mohawk -Purr -Mow your carpet -Play Pat Boone records backwards -Vacuum your lawn -Whine -Rake your carpet -Re-elect Richard Nixon -Critique "Three's Company" -Listen to a painting -Play with matches -Buff your cat -Race ferrets -Paint your house....