This man had his cock cut off in an accident. He ran into his urologist's office and shouted "Doctor!
Help! You've got to do something!" The Dr. calmly replied "No problem, we'll just transpla...
Why did God create WASP's? Someone has to buy retail!
What do WASP's think Zimbabwe Rhodesia is? A wide receiver for the Houston Oilers....
A white man walks into a doctors office and asks for a physical.
The doc starts performing the normal physical and asks the man to pull his shorts down....
Paddy," asked the barmaid, "what are those two bulges in the front of your trousers?
"Ah," said Paddy. "They're hand grenades....
Two Irishmen met in a pub and discussed the illness of a third.
"Poor Micheal Hogan! Faith, I'm afraid he's goin' to die....
An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train.
A cop pulls up two Irish drunks, and says to the first, "What's your name and address?
"I'm Paddy O'Day, of no fixed address." The cop turns to the second drunk, and asks the same question....
Pat and Mick landed themselves a job at a sawmill. Just before morning tea pat yelled
Mick! I lost me finger!" "Have you now?" says Mick....
The Irish attempt on Mount Everest was a valiant effort, but it failed
They ran out of scaffolding....