And why should you never trust the Chinese?
Why do Indians wear jock straps? Totem pole.
What do you call a gay indian? Brave Fucker !...
A San Diego State student (formerly of Indiana) reached his twenty-first birthday without discovering the sexual pleasures a woman could provide.
One evening his roommate (formerly from Walnut Cre...
What's considered foreplay in Arkansas? When the man says, "Brace yourself, Linda Lou.
How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?...
Q: How many Kentuckians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A1: All of them A2: Only one.... they'll screw anything....
Heard about that female sheriff in Texas? She has the biggest posse in El Pusso.
How many Texans does it take to water a horse? Two....
Talk about Alaska food prices. A women went to the store to buy a couple heads of lettuce, but when she saw the price at $
2.00 she told the grocer, "Do you know what you can do with this lettuc...
What's the best thing about an Ethiopian blowjob? You know she'll swallow!
There was a young man hitchiking along a road one day.
A car stopped and the driver opened the door and asked, "What political party are you with?...
HOW FAT WAS SHE????? 1) She was so fat that I had to run her down 'cause I didn't think I had enough gas to drive around her.
2) She was so fat, we would take her to MacDonalds to watch the ...