What would you get if Sammy Davis Jr Mated with Bo Derek.
a 10 of spades. What do you call 4 ethnics ibn a Caddilac Grand Theft Auto....
Why don't Italians eat fleas They can't get their legs apart.
What do you call an italian with an IQ of 180 Sicily....
Why wasn't christ born in Alabama They couildn't find three wisemen and a virgin.
Hear about the ethnic who cleaned out his ears and his head collapsed....
Why can't you teach arabs drivers ed and sex ed on the same day ?
The camels can't take the strain. What is the current fashion rage in China? Tank tops!...
OBJ: This Newfie goes in to the psychiatrist and says, "Doctor, you've got to help me.
All I ever think about is sex. I can't ever get it off my mind....
When Custer went into battle, he left from N.D.. His last words were
Don't do anything while I'm Gone. They didn't....
Remember North Dakota is the state that may change its name because North souds cold.
One day, a forman for a North Dakota landscaping crew was in this store (I was just passing through).
Periodically, he would shout outside "Green side up." I started talking to him about whatever....
Why is Eastern Montana so brown? THey Hired North Dakotans to lay the sod