When the Irish say that St. Patrick chased the snakes out of Ireland, what they don't tell you is that he was the only one who _saw_ any snakes!
Two Polish junkies are getting ready to shoot up some heroin, and a friend walks in and say
"What are you doing? Don't you know you'll get AIDS from that!...
Good for you! Here's a real Aggie joke, not just a Polish joke or some such that's had a few words replaced.
Hope you enjoy it: There was once a very very stupid farmer in Texas. The farmer dec...
Q: what's a specimen? A: Italian astronaut!
Q: What's the <ethnic> solution to Rubik's Cube? A: Spray paint....
D: why did so many blacks die in Vietnam? N
because every time they heard "GET DOWN", they started dancing!...
Q. what's a bigamist? A. a heavy fog in Naples!
Q. whats bigotry? A. what you find in an Italian forest!...
Innuendo is Italian for Preparation H.
And now for the boys down at Guido's Leg Breaker Lounge in Kent, a quiz about Italians.
A Quiz About Italia...
1) During World War II, Hitler hoped Italy would . .