What Do You Call A Purto Rican With No Arms? Trustworthy Why Don't Puerto Ricans Have Checking Accounts?
What do you call a Purto Rican with no arms?
Why don't Puerto Ricans have checking accounts?
Because it's hard to sign checks with a spray can.
What do you get when you cross a Puerto Rican and a Chinaman?
A car thief who can't drive.
Why are there no Puerto Rican doctors?
Because you can't write prescriptions with spray paint.
How many people does it take to bury a Puerto Rican?
Five. One to lower the Puerto Rican, and four to lower the radio.
Do you know how to starve a Puerto Rican to death?
Hide his food stamps under his work shoes.
What name does a Hispanic fireman give his second son?
How do save a drowning Colombian
throw him an anchor
How do you wipe out 250 Puerto Rican families? Blow up K-Mart.
Q: Why is there so little Puerto Rican literature? A
Because spray paint wasn't invented `till 1949....
Q: Why don't Puerto Ricans have checking accounts? A
Because it's hard to sign checks with a spray can....
What's a Puerto Rican limousine? A garbage truck with Mercedes hubcaps.
If Tarzan and Jane were Puerto Rican, what would cheetah be? Pregnant.
Jewish Jokes What bites but doesn't swallow? A Jewish girl.
Do you know how copper wire was invented? Two Jews found the same penny....
100. Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?
A: Butter is difficult to spread. 101. Q...
A Frenchman, an Englishman, a Texan, and a Mexican are flying in a plane.
The pilot explains to her passengers that the plane is too heavy and in order to avoid an ugly crash, some weight needs to be removed from the plane....
How do you fit forty-seven Puerto Ricans in a Volkswagen? Use a blender.