If Tarzan And Jane Were Jewish, What Would Cheetah Be?
If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?
A fur coat.
Did you hear about the new brand of tires - Firestein?
They not only stop on a dime, they pick it up.
Did you hear about the new movie called "Altered Suits?"
It's the story of a Jewish man who takes acid and buys retail.
Q: Did you hear about the new Firestein automobile tires?
A: They stop on a dime, and then pick it up....
Q: If Tarzan and Jane were jewish, what would cheetah be? A: A fur coat.
Q: Did you hear about the new Jewish porno movie? A: It called, "Debbie Does Nothing.
Did you hear about the new movie that's coming out about the fear of Arabs?
- It's called "Iraqnophobia!...
Did you hear about the accountant who was half Jewish, and half Polish?
He embezzled the accounts payable ......
Hear about the Jewish porn movie? It's called "Debbie Does Bubkis.
Q: Did you hear about the new French restaurant in Harlem? A: It's called "Chez What?
If Tarzan and Jane were Puerto Rican, what would cheetah be? Pregnant.
Q: Did you hear about the new car being manufactured in San Francisco?
A: It's called the "Hampster", the only problem is that it's difficult to get it out of "Gere"....