THREE Women, At Coffee: "Oy." "Oy Vey." "Oy Vey's Mir" "Please, Let's Not Discuss The Children !
THREE women, at coffee:
"Oy vey's mir"
"Please, let's not discuss the children !"
Q: How many Jewish mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb?
A: "Oy Vey, my son doesn't love me, he has me living in the dark....
The beauty of a pun is in the "Oy!" of the beholder.
Three old jewish men were sitting around a table eating lunch, when the first one said, "Oy vay!
I sent my son out into the world, and he came back a Christian!...
Q. WHY ARE DOLLY PARTON'S FEET SMALL? A. BECAUSE THINGS DON'T GROW VEY LARGE IN THE SHADE.
WISCONSIN-ISMS A handy guide to the English language as spoken in Dairyland.
A careful study of these terms is recommended before attempting conversation with the native cheese-heads....
Press Release - Christmas and Chanukah Merger: Continuing the current trend of large-scale mergers and acquisitio
it was announced today at a press conference that Christmas and Chanukah will merge....
A Rabbi who lived in Peru, Was vainly attempting to screw.
His wife said,"Oye Vey! If you keep on this way, The Messiah will come before you....
Signs the New Mir Computer is Running Windows 95 10.
The computer keeps asking you to "Insert Setup Disk #3 to continue" 9....
This nice, old Jewish man really wanted to win the lottery.
So, one week, he goes to synagogue and he says (good Yiddish accent mandatory), "Oy, Lord of heaven and earth, imagine how much good I could do with ze money I vould vin if I von the lottery!...