Why Is Eastern Montana So Brown? THey Hired North Dakotans To Lay The Sod
Why is Eastern Montana so brown?
THey Hired North Dakotans to lay the sod
OBJ: This Newfie goes in to the psychiatrist and says, "Doctor, you've got to help me.
All I ever think about is sex. I can't ever get it off my mind....
Jack and Jill were hired by a big computer corporation.
They worked there for about half a year until hard times hit the company....
Q: What is the value of the contour integral around Western Europe?
A: Zero. Q: Why? A: Because all poles are in Eastern Europe!...
Q: If a rooster laid a brown egg and a white egg, what kind of chicks would hatch?
A: None. Roosters Don't Lay Eggs!...
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One day, a forman for a North Dakota landscaping crew was in this store (I was just passing through).
Periodically, he would shout outside "Green side up....
Why is the urban cowboy's mustache all brown and scuzzy?
"He's lookin' for love in all the wrong places....
Q: Why don't lawyers lay out at the beach? A: Because cats keep covering them with sand.
George Bush and Saddam Hussein decide to settle their differences in a civilized manner by discussing the matter.
So they meet on neutral ground, midway between the swings and the sandbox, while all the little kids respectfully gather round....