Talk About Alaska Food Prices. A Women Went To The Store To Buy A Couple Heads Of Lettuce, But When She Saw The Price At $
Talk about Alaska food prices. A women went to the store to
buy a couple heads of lettuce, but when she saw the price at
$2.00 she told the grocer, "Do you know what you can do with
"No thanks, lady, I've got a $2.00 cucumber up there now."
THE LIFE OF A COMPUTER ANALYST (Long but VERY Funny!
) Monday ------ 8:05am User called to say they forgot password....
Quick Thinker There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the market.
One day, a man came in and asked to buy half a head of lettuce....
Good Eats... A very traditional elderly woman was enjoying a good game of bridge with her girlfriends one evening.
Oh, no! I have to rush home and fix dinner for my husband!...
LIFE IN THE SLAW LANE by Kip Adotta It was Cucumber the Fi
Summer was over. I had just spinached a long day and I was busheled....
A 5-year-old girl gets a kitten for her birthday. Soon thereafter, the Mom, while getting into the car slams the door on the kitten, killing it in front of her daughter.
Mom explains that "this is life", accidents happen, we learn from our mistakes, and so on....
Q: What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an octopus?
A: I don't know, but it can sure pick lettuce...
You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across.
.... %end of list------------- Female to guy: Hi, you look like a real wanker....
A very fancy lady went to the doctor complaining that she was passing a great deal of gas.
She told the doctor, "It doesn't make any noise or odor, but it's very embarrassing because I entertain a lot, and I know I'm doing it"....
These are from Flumen and Flumen, J. of School Psychol.
17, 82-84, 1979 The questions are those from the WISCR and WPPSI (IQ Tests for little people) q...