Heard About That Female Sheriff In Texas? She Has The Biggest Posse In El Pusso.

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Heard about that female sheriff in Texas?
She has the biggest posse in El Pusso.

How many Texans does it take to water a horse?
Two. One to hold its head under water, one to suck on its ass.

What is the best way to get to Texas?
Head east until you smell it, then South until you step in it.

Why do Texans wear pointed toed boots?
For stomping cockroaches in corners.