What's Considered Foreplay In Arkansas? When The Man Says, "Brace Yourself, Linda Lou.

HomeShort JokesEthnic Jokes

What's considered foreplay in Arkansas?
When the man says, "Brace yourself, Linda Lou."

How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?
Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top,
she's old enough. If it isn't, cut the barrel down a bit.

Why did God make North Dakota?
To protect Canada from South Dakota!