A San Diego State Student (formerly Of Indiana) Reached His Twenty-first Birthday Without Discovering The Sexual Pleasures A Woman Could Provide.

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A San Diego State student (formerly of Indiana) reached his twenty-first
birthday without discovering the sexual pleasures a woman could provide.

One evening his roommate (formerly from Walnut Creek) gives the virgin
(who shall remain nameless but his initials are Thomas Earl Middleton)
some cash and sends him to a house of ill repute, and instructs him to
tell the madam of the house he's a virgin and ask for the most experienced

So Tem does as his roommate says, and is led into a room and told to
undress and wait there.

After about five minutes, a very young, very slender, very attractive
woman enters the room.

The furniture in the room has been moved to the walls and T Bear is
crouched down naked in the middle of the room.

"What do you think you're doing?", the girl asked.

"Well, I've never been with a woman before", Tom said, "and if they're
anything like kangaroos, we'll need lots of space!"

Q: How many Hoosiers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Twenty. One to hold the bulb, four to hold the chair, and fifteen
to drink Moonshine until the room spins around.