A man walks past an outhouse and hears someone call out, "HELP, HELP, HELP!"
So he walks inside the outhouse and hears the call again, "HELP, HELP!"
Then he looks into the hole and sees an indian there. The man said to the
indian, "How long have you been down there?"
The reply was, "Many moons have passed by."
The Lone Ranger and his faithful indian companion Tonto were
pursuing a vicious gang of renegade Apaches. They had ridden into a box
canyon when they suddenly discovered that all exits were blocked by
their quarry, and the hunters were now the hunted. "Looks like the end of
the trail for us, Tonto." "What you mean 'us'... white man?"
"NEVER TRUST AN INDIAN"
Babara Walters was doing a documentary on the customs of
American Indians. After a tour of a reservation they were on, she
asked why the difference in the number of feathers in the
headdress. She asked a brave who only had one feather in his
His reply was, "Me have only 1 squaw. Me only have 1
She asked another brave, feeling the first fellow was only
joking. This brave had 4 feathers in his headdress.
He replied,"Ugh, me have 4 feathers because me sleep with 4
Still not convinced the number of feathers indicated the
number of squaws involved, she decided to interview the chief.
Now the chief had a headdress full of feathers which,
needless to say, amused Ms. Walters. She asked the chief,"Why do
you have so many feathers in your headdress?"
The chief proudly pounded his chest and said, "Me chief, Me
fuck-em all. Big, small. fat, tall, me fuck-em all."
Horrified Ms. Walters stated,"You ought to be hung!"
The chief replied," You damned right me hung...big like
buffalo, long like snake!"
Ms. Walters cried,"You don't have to be so goddamned
The chief replied,"Hoss-style, Wolf-style, Any-style. Me
Tears in her eyes, Ms. Walters cried, "Oh dear."
The chief said,"No deer...me no fuck deer. Asshole to high,
and fuckers run to fast. No fuck deer."
hypocrisy : complaining that there is too much sex and violence on your VCR ! !
There once was a beautiful indian maiden, who was so beautiful all the
young bucks had made offers for her hand in marriage, but before she could
make up her mind which one of the young good looking you men to accept the
100 year old chief, who was the head of the entire indian nation, stepped in
and declared he wanted her for his wife....