What's the definition of a French virgin?
piece de resistance
What do they call bras in Germany?
keepem from floppen
A German officer and his driver are whizzing along a country road when a dog
rushes out and is hit by their car. Spotting a nearby farm house, the driver
is sent up to inform the occupants of the demise of their pet. He returns with
an armload of food and wine. The officer is amazed.
"Why did they give you that?"
"I do not know. All I did was knock on the door and say Heil Hitler! The
dog is dead!".
W H Y C O P S H A T E Y O U <<<<&l <
-if you have to ask get out of the way-
Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was
writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that
he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the
window, and smash your face into the front fender?...