Japanese Hotel: Please To Bathe Inside The Tub.
Englitch as She is Spoke
Please to bathe inside the tub.
Japanese Hotel: You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.
Tokyo Hotel: It is forbidden to steal hotel towels please.
If you are not person to do such thing please not to read notice.....
Paris Hotel Lift: Please leave your values at the front desk.
A mouse is an elephant built by the Japanese.
Japanese Compendium For English Pronunciatio
Opportunist: Someone finding himself in hot water, decides to bathe.
The Human Race In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer good
On a Sears hair dryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!...
Castrate - the hotel rate for actors.
Out of Work? Apply for Japanese Unemployment!