Marbella Restaurant: Cheques Will Not Be Accepted In Lieu Of Food.
Englitch as She is Spoke
Cheques will not be accepted in lieu of food.
Marbella Restaurant Menu: Fried Minds on Toast.
New restaurant on the moon. Great food, no atmosphere.
Q: Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? A: Great food, no atmosphere.
A superb and inexpensive restaurant. Fine food expertly served by waitresses in appetizing forms.
Sign on restaurant window: "Great food (50,000 flies can't be wrong).
Sign seen at a restaurant: The hands that clean these toilets also make your food.
..please aim properly....
Where bribes are cheerfully accepted.
In the men's room at a Burger King restaurant: It takes the human body about 24 hours to turn good food into shit.
It only takes Burger King 10 minutes....
Did you hear about the 2 men from the monastery who opened up a fast food seafood restaurant?
? one was the fish friar, and the other was the chip monk....