Leipzig Hotel Lift: To Move The Cabin Push For Wishing Floor.
Englitch as She is Spoke
Leipzig Hotel Lift:
To move the cabin push for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press button for wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order.
THOUGHT YOU MIGHT GET A KICK OUT OF THESE (ACTUAL!) SIGNS
Sign in London department store: BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS....
THE BIG PIG Received the following communication from Poor Innocent Guy Asa of Montgomery, Alabama
These should come in handy at work or when frequenting a doctor's office...
Rules Of The Air ** Every takeoff is optional. Every landing is mandatory.
** If you push the stick forward, the houses get bigger....
I HAD A BAD DAY It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so God decided to change the admittance policy.
The new law was that, in order to get into Heaven, you had to have a really bad day the day you died....
Say "Ding!" at each floor.
Airplane Humor Here are some actual humorous statements by several airline flights crews.
Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the "in-flight safety lecture" a bit more entertaining....
YOU KNOW YOU'RE TOO SERIOUS ABOUT COMPUTERS... If you did an error-free installation of Windows 95.
When your modem starts smoking. If no one can reach you by phone since your computer is always online....
1 | ----- = log cabin | cabin / Oops, you forgot your constant of integration.
In view of the large number of recent postings of college practical jokes, I'll 'fess up that some friends and I were the instigators of many a prank while undergraduates in college.
The following are some of the better pranks: 1....