Eleven---one to change the lightbulb and ten to share the experience.

- How many Vassar students does it take to change a lightbulb?

Eleven--One to screw it and ten to support its sexual orientatio... - How many Cornell students does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two--One to change the lightbulb and one to crack under the pressure.... - How many Stanford students does it take to change a lightbulb? One, dude.
- How many Middlebury students does it take to change a lightbulb?

Five--One to change the lightbulb and four to find the perfect J.... - How many Allegheny students does it take to change a lightbulb?

Six--one to change the lightbulb and five to explain where the hell Allegheny College is.... - How many Columbia students does it take to change a lightbulb?

Seventy-six--one to change the lightbulb, fifty to protest the lightbulb's right to not change, and twenty-five to hold a counter-protest.... - How many Lafayette students does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two--one to hold the lightbulb, and one to drink until the room spins.... - How many Princeton students does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two---one to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician.... - How many Mount Holyoke students does it take to change a lightbulb?

One--she calls a Smithie to do it....