HOUSING LEONA HELMSLEY
TRANSPORTATION TED KENNEDY
TREASURY C. KEATING
VET. ADMIN JANE FONDA
EDUCATION DAN QUAYLE
HEALTH DR. KERVORKIAN
CIA ROSS PEROT
NASA JERRY BROWN
HOUSE SPEAKER STOCKDALE
HEALTH/HUMAN RES. MAGIC JOHNSON
LABOR MURPHY BROWN
PROTOCOL ROSEANN BARR
EEO DAVID DUKE
FAMILY VALUES WOODY ALLEN
WHITE HOUSE STAFF JENNIFER FLOWERS
DRUG CZAR MARION BARRY
"Today that President Clinton commenced the first round of White
House staff cuts. It is also reportedly the first time
Mr. Clinton has given a woman a pink slip that he hasn't asked
her to try on first..."
Did you know Bill Clinton has AIDS?
What do you expect when you screw everyone in the country?
Bill and Hillary were going down a back road and stopped at a
Gas station. As the guy was filling up their car (he was dressed
like a typical grease-jockey) he said to Hillary "I went to High
School with you". She recognized him and agreed with him.
Later as they were driving down the road Bill said "If you had
married him you wouldn't be married to the President".
Hillary said "O yes I would - He would be President."
here are some names for our 42nd president:
Wilhelm von TaxUndSpendenHeim
Bilhelm von Bubbastein
Wilhelm von KleinerStein (Lil' Rock Ark. in german!)
the Great Pretender