I like to sing to the songs on the radio in my car.
When you go into a tunnel, it's hard to come out on the right note....
Hotels are tired of getting ripped off. I checked into a hotel and they had towels from my house.
I play golf even though I hate it. I'm not done with a game yet. I hate those windmill...
How about those Dodge Turbo Wagons?! What's the deal on those anyway?
You can sleep in the back while you're waiting for a tow truck. Jim Samuel...
I don't have a problem with San Francisco parking. I drive a forklift.
This Thanksgiving is gonna be a special one....
In Los Angeles, McDonalds quickly reacted to the highway shootings.
They came out with 'Happy To Be Alive Meals.' LA is a real strange place....
I have one of those real old American built cars. The kind that just PUNCHES through accidents.
You just know when a relationship is about to end. My girlfriend called me at work and asked me how you change a lightbulb in the bathroom.
It's very simple," I said. "You start by filling...
I come from a small town whose population never changed.
Each time a woman got pregnant, someone left town. Authors Unknown, but still funny...
There are a lot of drunk people about to drive home, so drive as fast as you can.
It's harder for drunk people to hit you....
If you MUST reply to a rejection, include a description of your joke because there is 0 chance I will remember which one it was.