Edited By Brad Templeton. MAIL, Yes MAIL Your Jokes To Funny@looking.

HomeShort JokesBig Jokes

Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.UUCP
Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing.
Remember: Only ONE joke per submission. Extra jokes may be rejected.

From brent@uwovax.uwo.ca Sun May 21 05:30:04 1989
Flags: 000000000000
Path: molokai!milano!cadillac!pp!cs.utexas.edu!inebriae!looking!funny-request
From: brent@uwovax.uwo.ca (Brent Sterner (UWO CCS))
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
Subject: Moses ... good and bad news
Keywords: heard it, smirk
Message-ID: <3351@looking.UUCP>
Date: 21 May 89 10:30:04 GMT
Sender: funny@looking.UUCP
Lines: 15
Approved: funny@looking.UUCP
Reply-Path: julian!uwovax.uwo.ca!brent

The following was told at dinner yesterday. I have no idea
of the origin.

Moses, returning from the mountain, spoke to his people:

"The good news is we got them down to ten."

"The bad news is that adultery is still one of them."