These two ladies were walking down the street when they came
across this frog. The frog said, "Kiss me and I will turn into a
handsome Texas oil man."
One lady reached down, grabbed the frog and put it in her purse.
The other looked at her and said, "Aren't you going to kiss that
frog?" She replied, "Hell no! A talking frog is worth a lot more
money than a Texas oil man......"
Once upon a time, in a land fa far away, a beautiful, independent,
self-assured Princess happened upon a frog as she sat, contemplating
ecological issues on the shore of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow
near her castle....