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• Federal Aviation Agency, Washington 25, D.C. Gentleme
  I was asked to make a written statement concerning certain events that occurred yesterday....
• Federal Aviation Administration, Washington, D.C. Gentleme
  I was asked to make a written statement concerning certain events that occurred yesterday....
• Hilarious Flight Information from the Airline Employees Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the "in-flight safety lecture" and their other announcements a bit more entertaining.
  Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported...
• A true story (from the latest edition of Australian Aviation magazine)
  After a particularly lousy landing by the co-pilot of an Australian commercial airline, that co-pilot heard the Captain announce "Ladies and Gentlemen, XXX airlines wishes to apologise for that rough landing provided today by our first officer"....
• Airplane Humor Here are some actual humorous statements by several airline flights crews.
  Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the "in-flight safety lecture" a bit more entertaining....
• A woman goes into a greengrocer and is looking round anxiously at a pile of oranges.
  "Can I help you madam?" asks the shopkeeper. "Well, I was looking for some fruit for my husband....
• Captain, how soon can we land?" "I can't tell." "You can tell me; I'm a doctor." ==
• Massachusetts Driving Rules: ** A right lane construction closure is just a game to see how many people you can cut in front of in line by passing on the right.
  You lose face if you hit any of the orange construction barrels....
• One day a enviromentalist went to a greengrocers and began anxiously looking over the produce.
  Can I help you madam?" asked the shopkeeper. "Yes, I was looking for some fruit," replied the enviromentalist, "Have these oranges been treated with any poisonous fertilizers or weedkillers?...