Anyway, I Heard These Two On The Air This Week: (Scene 1
Anyway, I heard these two on the air this week:
(Scene 1: it's night over Las Vegas, information hotel is current and
mooney 33W is unfamiliar and talking to approach control)
Approach: 33W confirm you have hotel.
33W: Uhhhmm, we're flying into McCarren International. Uhhhmm, we don't
have a hotel room yet.
approach control was laughing too hard to respond. The next several
calls went like this:
Approach: United 5, descend to FL220.
United 5: United 5 down to FL220; we don't have a hotel room either.
Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna And who says our controllers don't have a sense of humor?
------------------------------------------------ November 22, 1996 - Any More Complaints?...
More Evidence That This World Is Full Of Complete Idiots 1.
Police in Wichita, Kansas, arrested a 22-year-old man at an airport hotel after he tried to pass two (counterfeit) $...
Airborne Humor *** Any More Complaints? *** The controller working a busy pattern told the 727 on downwind to make a 360 (do a complete circle, usually done to provide spacing between aircraft).
The pilot of the 727 complained, "Do you know it costs us two thousand dollars to make a 360 in this airplane?...
Several years ago I heard a pilot check in with approach control with the following (names changed because I don't remember them)
[said with an exaggerated Southern drawl] Birdseed Approach, Barnburner 123 with you at seven thousand, with Information -- excuse the expression -- Yankee....
PICK-UP REBUTTALS 1) Man: "Haven't we met before?
Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic....
Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!
looking!funny . Attribute the joke's source if at all possible....
A black guy and a gorilla go into a bar together. He says to the bartender, "I'd like a beer, and a gin and tonic for my girlfriend here.
The bartender says, "Oh come on, pal, we don't serve no gorillas in here....
This is McCarren International departure information Delta.
2100 zulu, [weather, approach information, notams, etc....
Federal Aviation Administration, Washington, D.C. Gentleme
I was asked to make a written statement concerning certain events that occurred yesterday....