Don't Let This Happen to You...Subject: Don't let this happen to you...
From: [email removed to prevent morons from inquiring about the nightstand] (Douglas Hull)
[Seen on misc.market at Carnegie Mellon University]
It's been amazing.
You've been out on a date with this sweet woman. She's
so wonderful. She's all you've ever hoped for.
What's better. She wants to fool around with you after
the date . . . . at your place!! Alright. Home turf.
You two somehow manage your way into the bedroom and you're
getting your swerve on when suddenly the phone rings. You
try to ignore it, but there's just no way. From the darkness,
you hear the sweetest voice say, "Aren't you going to answer it?"
With a quickness only known by horny 20-something's, you reach
for the phone when you realize, "CRAP!! NO NIGHTSTAND FOR THE PHONE!!!"
You fall backward off the bed, landing on the phone and spraining
your neck. Now, you're being driven to the hospital by this
nice girl who is thinking "What a comeplete moron. He can't even
buy a friggin nightstand." You're injured, embarrassed and
definitely not gettin' any. All because of a lack of nightstand.
Don't be stupid. Buy mine. $15.