Cat-alytic ConverterSubject: [uk.rec.motorcycles] Re: Leaded Petrol
From: "Alan W. Frame"
Subject: Re: Leaded Petrol
In article <firstname.lastname@example.org>, "Colby" wrote:
> > Look at it this way - now you've got a great excuse to go out and buy
> > that noisy exhaust you always wanted...
> I know cars need to be fitted with cats if they are manufactured after 93
> but do bikes? If it is only if they were fitted with them from new, does
> anybody know if my bike has one?
A. The Catalytic Converter sort of cat.
Try drilling a hole through the thick bit of the hot shiny pipe thing. If
a million tiny plastic beads fall out all over the floor, then you used
to have one. Now you don't and your bike will go a lot better.
B. The warm and fluffy sort of cat
Cars don't need cats, and neither do bikes. Cats are only put on this
earth to shit in other people's gardens and scratch your upholstery. Oh,
and to tease dogs. They love doing that. The ancient egyptians
revered cats because the cats ate the rats which ate the grain on
which the ancient egyptians existed. The ancient egyptians all
married their own sisters and now they are all dead. Do not drill any
holes in your cat - it will not like it.