Pillsbury Dough Boy Wanted For Attempted Murder


A lady named Linda went to Arkansas last week to visit her in-laws, and
while there, went to a store. She parked next to a car with a woman
sitting in it, her eyes closed and hands behind her head, apparently
sleeping. When Linda came out a while later, she again saw the woman, her
hands still behind her head but with her eyes open. The woman looked very
strange, so Linda tapped on the window and said "Are you okay?"

The woman answered "I've been shot in the head, and I am holding my brains
in." Linda didn't know what to do, so she ran into the store, where store
officials called the paramedics. They had to break into the car because
the door was locked. When they got in, they found that the woman had bread
dough on the back of her head and in her hands.

A Pilsbury biscuit cannister had exploded, apparently from the heat in the
car, making a loud explosion like that of a gunshot, and hit her in the

When she reached back to find what it was, she felt the dough and thought it
was her brains. She passed out from fright at first, then attempted to hold
her brains in.

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