You Might Be A Democrat If
You Might Be A Democrat If
You can't talk about foreign policy without using the word conspiracy.
You think Ralph Nader makes a lot of sense.
The closest you've ever actually been to a rain forest is a Sting concert.
You don't understand why anyone was bothered by Jane's trip to Hanoi.
You think solar energy is being held back by those greedy oil companies.
You would rather have Bill Clinton make your investments than Fidelity.
You've never had to worry about marginal tax rates.
You have to use the term "mean spirited" in every sentence when talking about welfare reform.
You actually expect to collect Social Security.
You think the State of Florida should have tried to reform Ted Bundy.
You have a "Run, Jesse Run" bumper sticker on your diesel Volvo.
You think the Great Society has actually worked.
You got teary eyed during the film "The American President."
You think Ayn Rand is an African currency.
You get goose bumps when Barbra Streisand sings for Bill.
You think political patronage describes the Kennedy family.
You've tried to get in touch with Hillary's broker.
You think the Free Market is where they hand out Government cheese.
You think Carter should be on Mt. Rushmore.
You believe personal injury lawyers when they say they are just trying to defend the little guy.
You think that Vietnam and Bosnia are two completely different situations.
You know that those profit mongering drug companies could find a cure for AIDS if they really wanted to.
You like Rolling Stone, but they should really get rid of that PJ O'Rourke guy.
You actually believe the NY Times and Washington Post.
You know at least one Vegan.
You trust Teddy Kennedy when he said that she was driving.
You'd rather own Birkenstock than Merck Stock.
You actually believe that Clinton has created 4 million jobs.
You think Capital Formation refers to the Secret Service contingent following Bill on his daily jog to McDonalds.
You think that the Teamsters are misunderstood.
You think public housing is great, but just NIMBY (Not In My Back Yard).
You think the anti-war protestors from '60s are the real heros.
You think that Supply Side Economics refers to your dope dealer's stash.
You would send your kids to public schools, if they just had better extracurriculars.
You think Al Gore is the second most powerful person in Washington.
You actually think that poverty can be abolished.
You think that Joan Baez had something to say.
You admire the Swedish welfare system.
You know that Jefferson really meant to say "Entitled to Happiness."
You think the Flat Tax should be at 95%.
You go to Gay Pride Day parades so that no one can call you homophobic.
You know that Vince Foster wasn't having an affair with Hillary because no one is that desperate.
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Titanic Vs Clinton
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