The Next Senator From Oklahoma
Well, this town certainly seems welcoming enough! I just passed a sign
that said that I've crossed into Oklahoma. Actually, I've never been to
Oklahoma before. I was born and raised in Texas, and, actually, I still
live in Texas, but I'm planning to buy a summer home here--it's actually
quite beautiful scenery.
I have a uncle and aunt who used to like in Oklahoma with their three
daughters and one son. The eldest daughter got married and moved off to
Ohio, and the rest of the lot moved to Florida about a year ago.
Actually, they were struggling to keep their heads above water, and, to
be honest, they really needed to leave the state.
I think that my great-great-grandmother also used to live in Oklahoma
before she got married to a nice little fellow in Oregon, but that was
back in 1843. They were a lovely couple, or at least, that's what the
pictures show. Course, they're really old black and white pictures, so
it's hard to tell.
I think I'd like to run for Senate from Oklahoma! Would you vote for me?