Potential Y2K Problems
We have all heard of Y2K, the millennium bug. This nasty computer problem,
if left unaddressed, could result in the following calamities:
Bill Clinton might be constitutionally eligible to run for a third term.
Chevy might bring back the Vega.
Airlines might accidentally install seats large enough for people to sit in.
Due to a crash in their phone systems, you could call a bank and wind up
talking to a person instead of a recording.
As the ball drops on New Year's Eve in Times Square in New York, it might
get stuck, meaning Dick Clark would be on television forever.
Your VCR would stop blinking MIDNIGHT MIDNIGHT MIDNIGHT and start blinking
NOON NOON NOON.
Tony Orlando might decide the time is right for a comeback.
If you are one of those people who have trouble adjusting to Daylight
Savings Time, imagine the headaches you'll have to endure when we start the
1900's all over again!