Libertarians vs. Anarchists
What's the difference between Anarchists and Libertarians??
Libertarians are anarchists with money.
Anarchists believe property is theft. Libertarians believe everything
Libertarians are bosses; anarchists work for them when they run out of
Libertarians buy more guns, but anarchists use more ammo.
Libertarians ride in stretch limos; anarchists throw bricks through
Libertarians go shopping; anarchists go shoplifting.
Libertarians go to the police after they've been mugged; anarchists
get mugged by the police.
A libertarian wants to marry another libertarian, but only after
sleeping with enough anarchists.
Anarchists ignore the IRS; Libertarians hire accountants and attorneys
to fight them.
Libertarians think the government is trying steal the property they
rightfully own; anarchists think the government is trying to defend
property that nobody rightfully owns.
Libertarians are organized in a political party; anarchists aren't
organized in anything.
Anarchists ignore elections; Libertarians run for office, vote and
Libertarians think anarchists are naive and unrealistic; anarchists
don't care what libertarians think.