Three hunters are out on safari -- an American, a Britisher and
an Israeli. They are captured by cannibals who start getting
the cooking pots ready. The cannibal chief tells the hunters the
hunter they can have one last wish.
"What's your last request?" he asks the American.
"I'd like a steak," he replies.
So the cannibals kill a zebra and serve the American his steak.
"What do you want?" the cannibal chief asks the Brit.
"I'd like a have smoke on my pipe," which they let him do.
Then the chief asks the Israeli: "What's your last wish?"
"I want you to kick my rear end."
"Be serious," says the top cannibal.
"C'mon, you promised," says the Israeli.
"Oh, all right," says the chief, who delivers the requested kick.
Whereupon, the Israeli pulls out a gun, shoots the chief and a few
other cannibals while the rest run away.
The American and Brit are furious.
"Why didn't you do that in the first place, so we wouldn't have had
to go through all this?" they demand.
Replies the Israeli: "What? Are you mad? The UN would have condemned
me as the aggressor."