At the emergency meeting of the UN regarding another conflict in the
Middle East, the floor has been given to the Israeli Consul.
The Israeli Consul began, "Ladies and gentlemen before I commence with
my speech, I wanted to relay an old story to all of you... When Moses
was leading the Jews out of Egypt he had to go through deserts, and
prairies, and even more deserts... The people became thirsty and needed
So Moses struck the side of a mountain with his cane and at the sight of
that mountain a pond appeared with crystal clean, cool water. And the
people rejoiced and drank to their hearts' content. Moses wished to
cleanse his whole body, so he went over to the other side of the pond,
took all of his clothes off and dove into the cool waters of the pond.
Only when Moses came out of the water he discovered that all his clothes
have been stolen... And I have reasons to believe that the Palestinians
stole his clothes."
Yassir Arafat, hearing this accusation, jumps out of his seat and
screams, "This is a travesty. It is widely known that there were no
Palestinians there at the time!!!"
"And with that in mind", said the Israeli Consul, "let me begin my