Early in the morning, Saddam Hussein, calls up
George Bush and says, "George, I had a wonderful dream
last night. I dreamed I could see all of America and
on every large building there was a huge poster, and it
said 'Allah is God, God is Allah'." "That's such a
coincidence," says Bush, "because last night I had
a dream too. I could see all of Baghdad and on every
large building there, there was also a huge poster."
"Well what did it say?" asked Hussein. "I don't know,"
Bush replied, "I don't read Hebrew."