All quotes 100% authentic, and courtesey of George W. Bush.
"I think we can agree. The past is over."
"I have learned from mistakes I may or may not have made."
"It was just inebreating what the Midlands was all about then." (A
slip on exhillerating)
"It's clearly the budget. It has a lot of numbers on it."
"The most important job is not to be governor, or first lady in my
"Will highways on the internet become more few?"
"Like your neighbor just like you like to be liked yourself."
"Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning? Laura and I
really don't realize just how bright our children is."
"I was raised in the West. The West of Texas. It's pretty close to
California. More so than Washington, D.C. is close to California."
"I propose that every city have a telephone number 119 -- for
dyslexics who have an emergency."
"There ought to be limits to freedom." Said about parody websites of
"I believe that we are on an irreversible trent toward democracy and
more freedom- but that could change."
"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any governor, and
that one word is 'to be prepared.'"
"Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things."
"I have made good judgements in the past. I have made good judgements
in the future."
"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the
"Illegitimacy is something we should talk about, in terms of not
"We are ready for any unseen event that may or may not occur."
"For NASA, space is still a high priority."
"We have a firm committment to NATO; we are a part of NATO. We have a
firm committment to Europe; we are a part of Europe."
"Who is to blame for riots? The rioters are to blame."
"The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean
in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't
live in this century."
"Quite frankly, teachers are the only proffession that teach our
"It isn't pollution that's ruining the environment; it's all the
impurities in the air and water that's doing it."
"It's time the human race entered the solar system."