Bush and Gore went fishing. Gore went on one side of the lake and
Bush on the other. Later that day, Bush came back with 129 fish and
Gore came back with none.
Gore screamed for a revote.
The next day bush came back with 173 fish and Gore once again screamed
for a revote.
So on the third day, Gore sent a secret service to spy on Bush. Bush
came back with 293 fish this time and gore got none. Gore goes to the
secret service spy and asks whether Bush is cheating.
"Yes," replied the spy, "he's putting holes in the ice."