>> Maria is a devout Catholic: She gets married and
has 17 children.
>>after the last child is born her husband dies. A few
weeks later she
>>remarries and over the following years has another
22 children with
>>second husband. After the last child is born her
second husband also
>>Within a month Maria is engaged to be married a
>>she becomes very ill and dies. At her wake, the
priest looks tenderly
>>Maria as she lies in her coffin, looks up to the
heavens and says,
>>least, they're finally together."
>>A man standing next to the priest asks, "Excuse me,
Father, but do
>>mean Maria and her first husband, or Maria and her
>>The priest says, "I mean her legs."