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A man was being interviewed for a job.
"Were you in the service?" asked the
"Yes, I was a Marine," responded the
"Did you see any active duty?"
"I was in Vietnam for 2 years and I have a
partial disability."
"May I ask what happened?"
"Well, I had a grenade go off between my
legs and I lost both testicles."
"You're hired. You can start Monday at 10
The somewhat surprised applicant asked,
"When does everyone else start? I don't want any preferential treatment
because of my disability."
"Everyone else starts at 7 o'clock, but I
should be honest with you," explained the interviewer. "Nothing gets
done before 10 o'clock because we just sit and scratch our balls trying to
decide what to do first."

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