Mental Problems

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One day at the psychiatrists office, a short, fat man came in, stood in front of
the desk and shouted at the psychiatrist 'HOI! Bow to me, lowly Chinese! I am
General Yamashita! Hahahahaha ...' and the psychiatrist says 'What makes you
think that you are General Yamashita?' and the man says 'Because God made me
General Yamashita! Hahahahaha ... '
Suddenly, his laughter is interrupted by a voice from the outside...'NO I
After counseling the man and convincing him he is NOT General Yamashita, the
short fat man leaves happy and pleased. Before letting the next patient come in,
the psychiatrist picks up the phone and says, "Sir Winston Churchill, this
is Lim Bo Seng. I have Yamashita's plans ...'"

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