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3 POWs were caught by the Germans in a war. They were told that they will be
shot at while they ran 100 meters. If they survived after that they would then
be set free. So, the 3, a British, a Japanese & a Singaporean, lined up at
the start. Bang!
They started to ran like they never did before. At the 80 meter mark, the
British was shot down. Before he went down, he patriotically shouted, 'Long live
the Queen' and died.
At 90 meters, the Japanese was shot. Before he went down, he shouted,
'Banzai' and died.
Now the Singaporean was at 93m, 95m, 98m, 99m... ... Bang! He, too, was shot
Before he died, he shouted, 'KAYU LAH!!' One meter also no discount!'

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